TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
Backstage Zuhair Murad Haute Couture Spring-Summer 2013
IT’S SO HAPPY
we’re not gonna put up with your shit
i kept losing the remote so mY DAD JUST BROUGHT HOME A NEW REMOTE THAT IS BIGGER THAN MY FUCKING HEAD. OMFG. IT GLOWS IN THE FUCKING DARK, LAWD HAVE MERCY.
WELCOME TO THE CLUB
1 years old.
2 years old.
21 years old.
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
Dear Xbox and Playstation fans. It is cute when you fight, but before you think about trying to drag Nintendo into your pissing contest please take a moment to remember why Nintendo doesn’t even acknowledge you as their competition, much less their rivals.
The sickest burns of them all. God bless Nintendo.
Look at my new nails 💅
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